In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I’ve noticed that more and more people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art of capital letters. For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the following statement: “Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.” Is everybody clear on that?
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
“I would do anything to pass this exam.”
She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes.
“I mean..” she whispers, “..I would do ANYTHING!!”
He returns her gaze. “Anything??”
“Yes,.. Anything!” She says.
His voice turns to a whisper. “Would you.. study??” :))