D'lightful Thoughts

"Always remember: you’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 10:00:45 -0700

““Always remember: you’re braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.””

- Winnie the Pooh

There are times we can be so annoyed at each other. But when push comes to shove, we let it go, and...

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 20:18:54 -0700

There are times we can be so annoyed at each other. But when push comes to shove, we let it go, and we’re back to our normal selves. Because being unhappy is part of being happy. #WeddingWednesday

"I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you are not, I hope you have the..."

Wed, 20 Mar 2013 10:00:47 -0700

“I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you are not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.”

- F. Scott Fitzgerald

afternoonsnoozebutton: “Dear Internet” by Tina Fey From...

Mon, 07 Jan 2013 17:15:43 -0800

afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

(source)

Instagram Blog: Thank you, and we're listening

Tue, 18 Dec 2012 18:09:26 -0800

Instagram Blog: Thank you, and we're listening:

instagram:

Yesterday we introduced a new version of our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service that will take effect in thirty days. These two documents help communicate as clearly as possible our relationship with the users of Instagram so you understand how your data will be used, and the rules that govern…

"You are what I never knew I always wanted."

Thu, 13 Dec 2012 15:00:49 -0800

“You are what I never knew I always wanted.”

- Fools Rush In

"We are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and..."

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 11:00:31 -0800

“We are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.”

- The Princess Bride

"True love lasts a lifetime."

Sun, 09 Dec 2012 17:00:54 -0800

“True love lasts a lifetime.”

- Love Actually

"This kind of certainty comes but once in a lifetime."

Sat, 08 Dec 2012 10:00:25 -0800

“This kind of certainty comes but once in a lifetime.”

- The Bridges of Madison County

"Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever, and you still have only a..."

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 15:00:50 -0800

“Take love, multiply it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever, and you still have only a glimpse of how I feel for you.”

- Meet Joe Black

Every time I see Rogers Arena now.

Fri, 07 Dec 2012 09:33:47 -0800

definitelyraining:

"Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage."

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 11:00:35 -0800

“Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage.”

- Lao Tzu

"Love is the world’s infinite mutability; lies, hatred, murder even, are all knit up in it; it..."

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 10:00:36 -0800

“Love is the world’s infinite mutability; lies, hatred, murder even, are all knit up in it; it is the inevitable blossoming of its opposites, a magnificent rose smelling faintly of blood.”

- Tony Kushner, THE ILLUSION

The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 11:03:23 -0800

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won’t start
Canadians drive with the windows down

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-109.9 Fahrenheit (-78.5 C)
Carbon dioxide freezes makes dry ice.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can’t thaw the keg

-459.67 Fahrenheit (-273.15 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying “cold, eh?”

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup

clubmonaco: Rain Room @ Barbican, London The latest...

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 01:12:42 -0800

clubmonaco:

Rain Room @ Barbican, London

The latest installation by artist group rAndom International allows you to take a walk in the rain without getting wet. “Rain Room” at the Barbican explores the relationship between humans and technology in this surreal exhibit. -CM London

funnyordie: Identifying Idiots One Lost Phone at a Time Found:...

Wed, 24 Oct 2012 13:53:34 -0700

funnyordie:

Identifying Idiots One Lost Phone at a Time

Found: one phone, one dummy.

(the ugly) truth

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 09:52:29 -0700

Words and empty promises mean nothing to me, but if you’ve got the actions to back up what you’re telling me, what you’re promising me….then bring it on. Otherwise, don’t open your mouth because the only thing that’s happening is I’m slowly but surely losing faith in you.

"Your eyes show the strength of your soul."

Fri, 05 Oct 2012 09:56:46 -0700

“Your eyes show the strength of your soul.”

- Paulo Coelho

The first day of the NHL lockout.

Mon, 17 Sep 2012 21:00:55 -0700

definitelyraining:

"Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure."

Wed, 12 Sep 2012 09:59:35 -0700

“Defeat is not the worst of failures. Not to have tried is the true failure.”

- George E. Woodberry